Embarrassing teenage dating stories
It's probably safe to say that a lot of you readers get them. And as much as you might fight it, every once in a while, your dear old menstrual cycle sabotages your life a little bit.
This could manifest as a stain on your favorite pants, a ruined mattress, or a We asked 10 women to share their best (whatever that may mean) stories of period mortification with us, and they did not disappoint.
"I planned this really cool Disney date for this girl I was seeing.
I had my cousins meet up with us so they could hold up some signs on Space Mountain when they take your picture.
The worst ones leave you seriously thinking, “Renouncing all my worldly possessions and becoming a celibate monk who wears a hair shirt doesn’t sound so bad!
” But for those of us who are too lazy for asceticism, making the most of a bad situation helps, and the value of a cringe-worthy story is a great payoff. That night you spent listening to some stranger talk about his reptile-hoarding proclivities makes you part of a great sisterhood.
I ended up hooking up with a guy outside and had to physically push him away so that I could throw up all over the lawn, accidentally getting some on his shoes.
These tales are for anyone who has cursed her cycle and her parents and the very stars above. Because we'll always be here to lend a helping pad.
They're for anyone who's had to tie a sweatshirt around her waist before P.
' I though for a minute, than told him, 'Try giving her a piece of cake and a message.
She’ll like that.' About an hour later, I went back to my seat to read before dancing started, and I found a piece of cake with a note that read ‘Hope I stole your heart instead of the show.’We’re currently married."— Allonsy Geronimo "My boyfriend asked me out a year ago on Tinder by writing this impressively bad poem. Not only were these cringe-worthy tales of toilet paper on shoes and farting in front of boys hilarious, they also reminded us that just about everyone lands in awkward situations from time to time.